An unorthodox workout
So - today I was going to go to the gym. I really really was.
But first... first I had to go to Future Shop to return/exchange a DVD player. So I walked there... only to discover that I had brought the WRONG RECEIPT with me! I walked home. I got the right one. I walked back. A customer service person then informed me that there was nothing wrong with my DVD player at all - I only needed an adaptor to make it work. No exchange - and no receipt necessary.
I walked home. And I skipped the gym.
I figure, I spent enough time walking today to merit workout points. And I probably burned lots of extra calories by muttering, cursing, and smacking myself repeatedly in the head.
Sometimes, I am really an imbecile.
But first... first I had to go to Future Shop to return/exchange a DVD player. So I walked there... only to discover that I had brought the WRONG RECEIPT with me! I walked home. I got the right one. I walked back. A customer service person then informed me that there was nothing wrong with my DVD player at all - I only needed an adaptor to make it work. No exchange - and no receipt necessary.
I walked home. And I skipped the gym.
I figure, I spent enough time walking today to merit workout points. And I probably burned lots of extra calories by muttering, cursing, and smacking myself repeatedly in the head.
Sometimes, I am really an imbecile.
posted by Liv @ 1:47 a.m.
9 Comments:
At 8:54 a.m.,
miss petite america said…
not that i think you're an imbecile, but that's a darn good word! i need to use that more often in my everyday speech. about OTHER people of course :)
At 10:42 a.m.,
L*I*S*A said…
Ouch...don't hit yourself like that.
I'm with miss petite on this one. I love the word imbecile, and I plan on sprinkling it into daily conversation much more often.
At 10:55 a.m.,
Hilda said…
oh yeah, days like that, fortunately they don't happen that often.
At 10:03 p.m.,
Brooke said…
We have all been there girl.
At 10:16 p.m.,
SRR said…
If one burns calories from cursing then I think I fucking win that contest hands down. If only it were that easy!! AGHHH!!
At 7:40 p.m.,
Neese said…
oh yes walking that much so counts sometimes :)
At 11:09 p.m.,
Sonia said…
Walking is a great cross training activity :o) You're not an imbecile!! Just technology challenged! ;-)
At 3:17 p.m.,
tryathlete said…
I'd log that repeated head smacking as an arm workout.
At 5:45 p.m.,
Lance Notstrong said…
How many calories does cursing burn anyway? :-)
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